You are what you are

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2010-01-01T01:53:00.000-08:00

Yayy new blog,banned lifeted today weeeeeeee look at the post now and post before..A major whaliao...so i got lots of computer time deprived from me so i`ll be on quite long and i`m totally gonna get a good whooping when i get back to school,physically mentally,uniform-ally,juniors-ly,this doesnt freaking make sense-ly,trying crack a joke every now and then to keep my humor alive..it died quite some time ago..murdered by dry skin i got from weather.

"DADS ARE EVIL!"

2009-11-04T22:23:00.000-08:00

WHAT THE F*** IS HAPPENING FORUM..so i just got banned from the computer a few days ago for quite a number of reasons mostly laziness...but i did my work so don`t judge me,anyway my dad or whom i will refer to as the "banner" took away the broadband thingy,so i am left with a computer but no internet..-_-" life sucks,i know.Aaaanyyywhoozle,he forgot about he two things that can cure by boredom and allow me to use the computer,onece a week at least,MY STACK OF CASH FROM HARI RAYA and MY E-ZLINK CARD! so i top up my library computer account and VUALA i got enough cash to use the computer once every week (for 8 weeks,which is two months) for an hour..so "banner" just wanna say it`s okay,i used my brains,and ofcourse i can borrow comics,and i still have my psp,so life`s not that bad,and thats all for now so wait another week for ma next post from the library..BYEZ

my message

2009-10-29T05:29:00.000-07:00

See whats up there...yeah,thats my message to you..life is too short too waste.sure there is the afterlife heaven..OR..hell but think of it,if you waste your time now then you may never get really feel the pleasure of doing something like climbing a mountain beacuse if you are mortal then you will feel alive at the summit but ifyou do it in heaven you know whatever happens,you will be okay,there is no thrill there is no reason in doing anything anyore,so liveit up now meaningfully and correctly because in heaven that mortal thrill will be gone forever and literally forever..ouh and ofcourse if you waste life doing bad things you will spend enternity in the burning pits of hell and you will never escape

today..

2009-10-26T04:11:00.001-07:00

SO lemme start of by telling you guys something all the football crazy peeps already know....LIVERPOOL one of the members of the Big 4 in the Epl who had the worst start in over 2 decades beat the famous manchester united! 2-0! NIL! haha..i bet liverpool will make a come back,i`m no supporter of liverpool but i love to see man u bite the dust and i love to see man u fans leaving the stadium with a long face..
next
yesterday my granny told m she`d be back late because she`ll be going to sheng siong with my made,she asked me if i needed the key in case i came back home early..i declined the offer forgetting that school was going to end at 12.30..
so i got stuck outside the house for like 2 to 3 hours but i met some friends downstairs so we played soccer had fun..!! so it wasn`t all that bad but i really wanted to eat and bath and pee and stuff
OUH WAIT
hannah pinched me on the cheeks with her freekish nails..punk ass motha ****** i threw the correction tape at syafiq but it went right pass hannah and as usual she was being very drama and didn`t even ask why i threw it and then she pinched me..it hurts abit *(to hannah if she reads this) YOU READ THAT IT HURT ABIT YOU PEICE OF SHIT! and i threw it at syafiq coz he threw it at me first i dont give a fuck if ur pissed even before i threw the correction tape but you should think rationally first right..and mr.shah says woman think first SEEE-TOOO-PEEED!

okay bye~

lolo

2009-10-24T23:04:00.000-07:00

WOOOT LATER PLAYING SOCCER AND GOIN O VISTA PARK BABES..yah and how ca hannah say soccer sucks it`s like the best damns port eva hell yah! cyber high-five mates(piak) ouh yeah..later i go crazy defender mode again..no human can pass meeee..!!heres a pic of my fav team

3g inq phone!

2009-10-24T17:26:00.000-07:00

HEY PEEPS it`s tarmidzi blogging again,i`m pretty happy knowing that i passed all subjects!yay...at least won`t be shouted at by paren`ts but i will still be lectured because i got 50s and 60s..i mean if an A1 is 75 a 50 is like a 60 in primary school..that counts for something..doesn`t it??sooo yeah,my life is so boring people recommend me something to join lah..nvm i`m going to be talkin about the phone up there..its so cool,i know i know it doesnt have touch screen capabilities(i think it does actually) but it has twitter and facebook only a button away..and it`s cool looking and slik and i WANT IT..so thats all thats happening,gonna ask my maid to make me pb&j sandwhich and eat it and then play fifa on my ps2..until the day ends.see ya!

babooshkas..

2009-10-23T17:58:00.001-07:00

HEY PEEPS long time no blog eyh,so i finally started blogging again,dunno what to talk about so i won`t talk much and waste your prescious time okay,i`ll just say exams are over and party AS HARD S YOU CAN before results come out bcoz you know..once ur parents see those b`s & c`s and for some d`s and f`s,they ain`t letting you outta tuition...ouhkay heres a picture..

homba homba homba homba

2009-09-06T18:10:00.000-07:00

HEY WASUP PEEOPLE HEHE...ONE WEEK HOLIDAYS UH YAYYYYYYY,but got so much homework..sawyy.Nevermind keep my head held up high and breathe and do yoga(i dont do yoga actually)* so umm it`s going to be soccer,work,project,soccer,computer for me this holidays expect me to be available on msn 80% of the time i do many things while i`m online.SO i`ll just put up a random picture to entertain you.Ouh yah i forgot i made a video all by myself about soccer and posted it on youtube,subscribe to me yeah.And heres the video!yeah i screwed up abit the last juvenus photo was supposed to appear before the "next is liverpool"slide so sorry.

2009-08-29T17:41:00.001-07:00

mornin. . . its damn boring
security of squirrels

d.J MODE

2009-08-28T19:59:00.000-07:00

Hi and good morning people,it is tarmidzi in D.J mode and heres whats up
NO.1
Going to watch movie with friends
NO.2
going to study for exams
NO.3
going to meet friends on monday (oldies)
NO.4
going to do homework!
NO.5
going to post new post and close blog in

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2009-08-27T00:20:00.000-07:00

seee i made this blog funky now the whole posts are like thisss hahahah and hows the new hollywood undead-everywhere i go song huh??heheheheheheh!!

MY POST AFTER BEING DEAD.

2009-08-26T23:53:00.000-07:00

wakakakakak i never update in three thousand gajillion years.Today,i was hit in the dick,2wice(ouch)pinched by hannah yet again(not so-ouch)and it`s the fith time....counting....and umm,i know i failed the short geo test,luckily no need to sign BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*(cough)hahahaha.Anyway yeshh its the fasting month and yeshh ihave been fasting and yessshh i really want to go to the kitchen and eat right now but my will is strong and my discipline is second to none(perasan_translated_act)LOL.

okay i dont want to post anything long,because i got work to do,important work hehee.

~BYE~

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2009-08-18T00:39:00.001-07:00

i wanna lose weight tats all i wanna say and i wanna grow tall.Haishhhhhhi dont know why my life ish shoooo shucky man.I seriously don`t know why i feel miserable all the time,i find that to laugh is a luxury.Why?!,Maybe something is going to happen,anyways today i got chewing gum from syafiqah(thanks)and then i only talked to muhaimin,zane,elfi,syafiq,firdaus,hannah,syafiqah,siu fung,mervin,sin yi,xing yi,kin,nabirah,faiqah,ee tuck,chun kit,kian hong,hua xuan,benjamin and bryan today...sucks man,i dunno what to say lah i`m so pissed.

today at school

2009-08-12T04:16:00.000-07:00

Hello,wow i`m posting really late in the day,well theres nothing much going on yet again,my life is so boring at times,nevermind,it`s in that time where it`s supposed to be boring as i said.Soo,today i was atschool,got assembly (SUCCKKKSSS) there was a guy from the CENTRAL NARCOTICS BUREAU or the C.N.B so he talked about the dangers of abusing drugs and stuff,turned out he was once an undercover agent working in s.s so....not sure if i should share that info....????..nvm,he told us so it must be ouhkay rite...riteee,so then he showed us some of the pics of peoples bare butts getting cane,i tell you 6 strokes s like your ass is made of blood and 24 strokes you don`t have an ass anymore my friend.Then he told us about a drug nicknamed "sayur" which means vegetables in malay HAHA so funny imagine a malay guy going,i like to eat sayur,don`t get the wrong idea,i also left me d&t kit at the canteen,had to go and take it,then i left it again at my mt class,have to tie it around my neck,speaking of d&t kit,syafiq wrote i love porn on my d&t kit boxif it wasn`t earaseble/earasable i would ave killed him but in this case i just hit him really hard 3 times,but only 30% of my power,so then recess,then home then now,then at home i got my itchy hands on a bottle...an emptied shampoo bottle and filled it with
1.paper
2.tissue
3.water
4.soap
5.another type of soap
6.antiseptic
7.a pen`s tube of ink
8.some nivea body cream
9.some bb gun bullets
10.2 vitamin tablets
i think thats all,anyway it turned out disgusting,going to bring it to school tomorrow let`s see the peoples eaction 0.o

2nd blog of the day

2009-08-11T01:11:00.000-07:00

Oh my god,i`m doing literature homework emily was right,who the bloody hell wants to draw a map of shanghai in the 1940`s BASED ON A DAMNED BOOK WITH NO PICTURES WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!
teachers just give nonsensical work sometimes,it is not going to help me in the future,anyway,I am so bored right now,no one is online somonee be online lahh,....nope still nothing.I guess they are all sleeping or something haha the weather can really beat you down.

Anyway,more about what i did,i seem to have no social life currently i don`t go out to hang or anything,it just sucks,i miss those si ling times where i would go home and on the way i wold bring friends along to the play ground and we would have loads and loads and LOADS of fun doing stuff,=(,nvm i`m sure when the holidays come we would all get back together again and kick some fun ass,until then its going to be tuition class home tuition class home tuition class home.

tarmidz
~bye~

Looks can deceive. . .

2009-08-11T00:34:00.000-07:00

yeshhhh yeshhhhhhhh gooooooooooooood my new blog so good sia,not so nice coz of the way the columns are but then still its a good attempt and i love it,today at school nth much happen,i never do maths!crap crap crap. . . nvm i just said i never do or i forgot telling the truth sucks but it`s good,anyway teacher did not even remember anything about the paper so i`m safe,,then during mother tongue that so called "INNOCENT" HANNAH framed you >=| ally nvm lah i wasnt that effected coz the truth surfaced she took firdaus`s tape then firdaus thought it was me coz i know hannah did it then i was laughing my buttock of then firdaus has this silly thinking "people who laugh are guilty"i was saying no it wasnt me it wasnt me i swear but to no avail (hahahah "to no avail"....speak good english??)

tHEN MUHAIMIN WAS HOLDING THE TAPE AND I ASKED FIRDAUS TO LOOK AND HE SAW IT THENHE AUTOMATICALLY KNEW IT WAS muhaimin THEN I TOLD HIM IT WAS THAT DURRA HANNAH LIM BTE SOMETHING LUHH then he was like oh my FAGGGOT. . . 0.0 THEN HE CAN ASK ME WHAT IF YOU PASSED IT TO THEM -.=" nvm i said so thats all that happened that was funny or interesting everything else sucked and now i`m at home playing with an air gun.....ALONE